1. The blood on my head continuously ran into my eyes, blinding me multiple times a day. But I had a plan.

2. One of my favourite things to do is read. That's a great hobby you may be thinking. But what are books made of? Paper! and paper has the irritating ability to absorb the blood from my hands. But I had a plan.

3. This was more of an annoyance than a problem for me. Due to the blood filling up my shoes i squished when i walked. Sadly I had no plans for this.

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2 comments:
Do you think KC's shoes squeak because they have swelled up with blood?
I like this theory, Sir. Genius.
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