tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-46047376761699343192024-03-05T02:44:53.515-05:00MSPaint Dreams and Other Brain Explosions.I won't go on about my feelings or anything, mostly it will be train of thought and microsoft paint pictures. Also i tend to dream about zombies so be prepared.Sean Zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07739292923749809603noreply@blogger.comBlogger89125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4604737676169934319.post-30253416372287591672013-08-05T20:25:00.004-04:002013-08-05T20:26:14.863-04:00Who knew?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Sean Zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07739292923749809603noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4604737676169934319.post-25965480178215522552013-07-16T18:33:00.001-04:002013-07-16T18:33:22.090-04:00For Greg: Bird in Bear Suit<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Sean Zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07739292923749809603noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4604737676169934319.post-13545283229140673722013-07-09T19:05:00.000-04:002013-07-09T19:07:36.859-04:00Snail #1: Trip to the Grey Desert<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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You might have realized this already, maybe not, I like to make comics of ideas that just will not leave my brain. Here is the beginning of everything I think about snails.<br />
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<br />Sean Zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07739292923749809603noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4604737676169934319.post-69234760107089596042012-05-08T18:30:00.000-04:002012-05-08T18:30:37.085-04:00Apple #21 - Sonya<b><i>#21 Sonya - 05/08/201</i>2</b>
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Wow it has been a whole year since I've encountered a new apple. Well I actually encountered 2.5 new apples today at the Safeway near my house. One of them they were out of, that's my .5. I actually got into a conversation about apples with the produce lady, she told me that red delicious have turned over a new leaf. I hope that is true because fuck those apples. Anyway today we are going to discuss the Sonya . Say it with me <i>Sonyaaaa</i>. A sexy name for a...well...an apple with a nice personality.
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<b>Pros:</b> Sonya was crisp and juicy, just how we like them. She tasted like a gala or fuji which, to be honest, taste the same to me. Sonya was delicious and sweet is what I'm saying. Just an all around apples apple. Sonya is the kind of apple you would take home to meet mom.
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<b>Cons/Pros:</b> The only con I can think of is the size, which is huge. Seriously huge. Make me feel like like a hobbit huge. I needed two hands to hold it huge. 2.5 handfuls huge. To some this may be a pro. Say if you are really hungry for delicious sweet apple fruit. Or maybe you are always accused of being a non-sharer. You could say, "Let's share my apple." And then even though its been cut in half you still have more than a normal apple amount left to eat. Everybody wins and you no longer look like an asshole. But if, like me, you just wanted some apple to accompany your sandwich, Sonya is way too much.
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There is a competitive eating contestant named <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2033968/Black-Widow-eating-champion-Sonya-Thomas-eats-183-chicken-wings-12-minutes.html">Sonya</a>, this seems appropriate for the apple size and general feeling of fullness I am experiencing.
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All in all, the size aside, this apple was fantastic. Go out and try a Sonya.Sean Zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07739292923749809603noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4604737676169934319.post-22104843859538124932012-01-09T13:27:00.000-05:002012-01-09T13:27:43.426-05:00BoredomSometimes I get a thought stuck in my head. A brilliant thought that I just have to share with everyone because it's so witty.
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this is not one of those times.
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These folks thought this picture below was somebody who it wasn't but I decided that hey, now it is, why not.<br />
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I've just started a new horrible work schedule that gives me the unique opportunity to test my hypothesis of hypocrisy and see when Miss Kool-Aid up there comes into work. I'll give you a hint, today is day one and my hypothesis is being strengthened. Miss Kool-Aid was not here at her purported time of 7am, rather she arrived after me. Today may be a fluke, but hopefully it's not, because then it will make me feel good about something, mainly this work schedule.<br />
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GRAPHS!Sean Zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07739292923749809603noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4604737676169934319.post-82863996571437166642011-05-26T10:44:00.001-04:002011-05-26T10:47:14.871-04:00Apple #20 - Rancho Royale<div class="post-header"></div><i style="color: black;"><b>#20 Rancho Royale - 05/26/2011</b></i><br />
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</div><div style="color: black;">It magically appeared on my kitchen table. I'm 80% sure that Mick brought it home for me but I really don't know what the cats do all day. Logically I would think they didn't have the limbs available to unlock doors and carry anything but they have been known to steal packets of gummy bears and one made an attempt at my empanada.</div><div style="color: black;"><br />
</div><div style="color: black;">Anyway this apple really had a lot riding on it's shoulders. I had to bear the burden of being the first apple reviewed in many many months as well as having to get rid of the the disgusting flavour in my mouth bequeathed to me by my medicine.</div><br />
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<b>Cons: </b>The exterior was too tough to eat. I actually broke a tooth. Also it tasted gross and a little bit like ozone.<br />
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<b>Outcome:</b> This is a mistake I'll never make again. Did you know that saliva is one of the things you don't want to get on a lap top? I found that out. I also found out that apple lap tops cost a remarkable amount of money to fix.<br />
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<div style="background-color: white; color: #999999;"><i>This would have been preferable to all involved.</i></div>Sean Zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07739292923749809603noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4604737676169934319.post-42063129903588292082010-11-18T13:51:00.000-05:002010-11-18T13:51:27.818-05:00Apple #18 - Cortland<i><b>#18 Cortland 11/18/10</b></i><br />
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<b>Pros: </b>I brought this apple into work today and placed it on my desk near my computer. The heat expelling fans slowly warmed the apple filling my office with it's delicious fall scent. At one point in work fueled delirium I turned to it, smiled and said "I can smell you apple."<br />
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Another pro would be the fact I have my own office to be creepy in.<br />
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<b>Cons:</b> Well the name. Cortland is the name of one of the witches in Anne Rice's beloved tale of incest and witches. That was a depressing family tree that I would draw out with an increasing frown when I read those books. And Cortland was all mixed up in it. Food shouldn't make me think of such things. <br />
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Also I waited too damn long to eat it so it was soft and mealy. I tried sucking on it to taste it without sandy apple in my mouth but it didn't work.<br />
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<b>Outcome:</b><br />
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<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/seanz/5169066039/" title="cake by Sean Z, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1215/5169066039_7b383c731f.jpg" width="500" height="329" alt="cake" /></a><br />
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**I hope hyperbole and a half doesn't mind the use of her awesome picture.Sean Zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07739292923749809603noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4604737676169934319.post-53476604511157495982010-11-12T10:04:00.004-05:002010-11-12T10:37:39.372-05:00Apple #17 - Jazz<b><i>#17 Jazz 9/26/10</i></b><br />
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<b>Pros:</b> I'd say the best asset would be the name. Jazz. It makes me think of the various <i>Strangers With Candy</i><u> </u>episodes with Jimmy Tickles.<br />
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<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v375/EcricircE/?action=view&current=JimmyTickles.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Photobucket" border="0" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/EcricircE/JimmyTickles.jpg" /></a> <br />
<div style="color: #666666;"><i>"I am super-jazzed!" </i></div><br />
<b>Cons:</b> No cons really, the apple was juicy, sweet and hard, like a chippenda- NOPE I got nothing.<br />
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<b>Outcome:</b> I'd eat it again.<br />
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<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v375/EcricircE/?action=view&current=applesax.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Photobucket" border="0" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/EcricircE/applesax.jpg" /></a><br />
<div style="color: #666666;"><i>Can you guys believe this picture exists?</i></div><br />
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UPDATE: Jimmy Tickles is <i>still</i> very jazzed.<br />
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<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v375/EcricircE/?action=view&current=vertigo7-bedtime.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Photobucket" border="0" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/EcricircE/vertigo7-bedtime.jpg" /></a>Sean Zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07739292923749809603noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4604737676169934319.post-28805134168786968112010-11-10T10:29:00.000-05:002010-11-10T10:29:44.130-05:00Apple #17 - Honey Crisp<i><b>#16 Honey Crisp 9/25/10</b></i><br />
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<b>Pros: </b>This apple....this apple is so good I would love to marry it. The Honey Crisp is tied with the <a href="http://seanzilla.blogspot.com/2010/10/apple-4.html">Pink Lady</a> as far as awesomeness goes. It is crispy, that makes it one of the few accurately named apples, unlike <a href="http://seanzilla.blogspot.com/2010/10/apple-9.html">Red Delicious</a>. Honey Crisp was pleasantly sweet, i wouldn't say it tasted like honey, but if I wanted honey I'd go eat honey, not an apple, and I have anything to say about honey so...<br />
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<div style="color: #666666;"><i>I hear that the great pantsless Pooh will cover that topic in his biopic </i></div><div style="color: #666666;"><i>"To the Pot and Back: A tale of Honey Addiction"</i></div><br />
<b>Cons:</b> I am not eating one right now.<br />
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<b>Outcome:</b> I was visiting family in CA and saw them at a grocery store. The produce guy just offered this apple up for tasting. He did that after I asked about the <a href="http://seanzilla.blogspot.com/2010/11/apple-16-gravenstein.html">Gravenstein</a> apple. I can only assume he offered the Honey Crisp as an apology for letting me put the Gravenstein in my mouth.Sean Zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07739292923749809603noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4604737676169934319.post-8443979209546586902010-11-10T10:21:00.001-05:002010-11-10T10:21:41.712-05:00Apple #16 - Gravenstein<i>Sorry I haven't posted in a while, someone robbed my computer away.</i><br />
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<b>#16 - Gravenstein 9/25/10</b></i><br />
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<b>Pros:</b> This apple looked like a <a href="http://seanzilla.blogspot.com/2010/10/apple-7.html">Golden Delicious</a> with stripes of red running through it.<br />
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<b>Cons:</b> Holy hell this apple was awful. the flesh was mealy, it tasted like a terrible grotesque Golden Delicious. As if Golden Delicious had a cousin who liked to kill small animals and was always covered in festering wounds, but was also an apple.<br />
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<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v375/EcricircE/?action=view¤t=unclefester.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/EcricircE/unclefester.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />
<i>I started to search for festering wounds and then decided that would <br />
be an unpleasant task. So Here is Uncle Fester</i><br />
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<b>Outcome:</b> I am so glad I asked the produce guy about this apple, because he let me try it and i didn't have to spend my money on fruit I wanted to spit out, but didn't, because we were in a grocery store.Sean Zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07739292923749809603noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4604737676169934319.post-74662909417088447562010-10-29T11:23:00.003-04:002011-12-29T09:21:56.186-05:00Stigmata #8As we all know the cause of my stigmata is magical in nature so there is nothing a medical doctor can do. I decided that seeing a therapist may help me deal with the repercussions of my stigmata. There are certain times that utilizing the internet for more than comedy websites and bootleg movies would be in my best interest. Checking for reviews of certain asshat therapists would have been one of them. You want to know what the "clever" bastard had to ask me?<br />
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"How are you dealing with the stigma of your stigmata?"<br />
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Oh a fucking pun. I'm bleeding on everything, I've ruined almost all of my clothes and furniture, I'm passing out everywhere and I've lost all my friends because the reasons I just listed and he makes a pun.<br />
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I'm contemplating covering everything in my apartment in plastic, but I don't know how existing in an episode of Dexter will help anything.<br />
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I have a serious and seriously non religious case of stigmata and I am miserable.<br />
<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v375/EcricircE/?action=view¤t=sosad.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/EcricircE/sosad.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>Sean Zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07739292923749809603noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4604737676169934319.post-84939623520727208092010-10-29T10:59:00.001-04:002011-12-29T09:22:23.559-05:00Stigmata #7After passing out at the baby shower i woke up in my apartment. There was a note near me suggesting that I buy bandages. So I headed to a pharmacy. One thing I found out is that if you have stigmata do NOT keep your money in your pocket. But money is money, legal tender and all that.<br />
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Click <a href="http://seanzilla.blogspot.com/search/label/stigmata">here</a> for the final comicSean Zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07739292923749809603noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4604737676169934319.post-69644441715468496392010-10-28T14:24:00.000-04:002010-10-28T14:24:02.294-04:00Barely SoupI don't understand tomato basil soup. Its just watery pasta sauce.<br />
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I've been eating soup for lunch every day the past two weeks. I feel like I've been thinking about soup way way too much. And that is just sad.Sean Zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07739292923749809603noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4604737676169934319.post-72312859685974047172010-10-27T14:53:00.000-04:002010-10-27T14:53:50.910-04:00Adults Are Fucking LiarsThe day I first realized that adults were nothing but big bastard liars I was in 1st grade. We were reading the book <b>Stone Soup</b>. When we finished the story we were all supposed to bring in a stone to put in a pot so we could make our own soup.<br />
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Now, if you don't quite remember the story, its basically about a drifter who convinces some lady to let him make soup at her house using only a stone. Then slowly over the course of the book he gets her to add actual food to his rock water (carrots, potatoes etc). <br />
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<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v375/EcricircE/?action=view¤t=StoneSoup2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/EcricircE/StoneSoup2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />
<i>This is the exact book I owned</i><br />
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So basically the book was about lying and also it was about cooking actual soup, not some magic stone soup. <br />
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Anyways we all brought our rocks in and were told to drop them into a crockpot full of water. Then THEN we were led somewhere, I don't remember where because I spent that time convinced something was afoot. "A watched pot never boils" my 6yr old butt.<br />
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When we returned to the room SURPRISE! there was soup in the crockpot. Kids were amazed. They dished up the Magic Stone Soup into bowls for us. That first bite, that first telling bite showed me that we had been had, the teachers were lying to us, because what was in my bowl was not Magic Stone Soup but canned vegetable soup. I knew it well and had always hated that flavour. I was outraged, not only was it all a lie but they replaced our rock water with cans of my least favourite soup ever.<br />
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I wanted to call them out but I didn't because I saw that all the other kids were excited and amazed and full of magic and joy and I didn't want to ruin it for them so I ate my soup in silence. <br />
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That was the day I found out adults are liars.Sean Zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07739292923749809603noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4604737676169934319.post-42354438489849858572010-10-27T12:59:00.003-04:002010-10-27T13:21:25.078-04:00You Should Always Look UpCat's look up.<br />
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This is probably why.<br />
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Then, on my way to a baby shower I woke up at Forest Hills. Considering I board the train further down the line this means I must have ridden the train from one end to the other. <br />
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While I have no recollection of this, I am told that I passed out once I got to the shower. Apparently I started to say, "Congratulations," but never finished the word.<br />
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Click <a href="http://seanzilla.blogspot.com/2010/10/stigmata-7.html">here</a> for #7.Sean Zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07739292923749809603noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4604737676169934319.post-27768618134775440152010-10-25T16:42:00.005-04:002011-12-29T09:24:26.991-05:00Stigmata #5 (Friday)Do you know what does not work when you have stigmata? MEETING WOMEN! You want to know why? <br />
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This fucking face. That's why. <br />
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Click<a href="http://seanzilla.blogspot.com/2010/10/stigmata-6-saturday.html">here</a> for #6.Sean Zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07739292923749809603noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4604737676169934319.post-22242532865983969052010-10-25T14:03:00.007-04:002010-11-10T10:35:17.270-05:00Apple #15 - Sugar Snap/CrispGo <a href="http://seanzilla.blogspot.com/2010/04/apples-20-april-2010.html">here</a> if you want to read the first 15 apples all together.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;">15. Sugar Snap/Crisp date: the past<br />
</span></span>This apple was consumed almost a month ago. To be helpful I emailed myself notes, they turned out to be more of a poorly written (extremely poorly written) haiku than apple details.<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;"><br />
from orchard</span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;">looks like a golden delicious</span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;">tastes like fall</span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;">strangely soft</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br />
Pros: </span></span>This was another apple brought to me by the roomie. He couldn't quite remember the name, my hazy memory has it as Sugar Crispin. I feel it tasted pretty nice, as my poem indicates Sugar Crispin Glover tasted of fall.<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Cons: </span></span>Crispin Glover wasn't unpleasantly soft, just strangely so.<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;">utcome: </span></span>this<br />
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<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/seanz/4968744372/" title="crispin_glover by Sean Z, on Flickr"><img alt="crispin_glover" height="500" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4153/4968744372_b68917a092.jpg" width="401" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br />
<span style="color: #999999; font-size: 85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Actually, I think this may be a con.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"><br />
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</span><span style="font-style: italic;">~~~~~~~~~~</span><span style="font-style: italic;">~~~~~~~~~~</span><span style="font-style: italic;">~~~~~~~~~~</span><span style="font-style: italic;">~~~~~~~~~~</span><span style="font-style: italic;">~~~~~~~~~~</span>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Sean Zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07739292923749809603noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4604737676169934319.post-51531819058359292062010-10-25T14:03:00.006-04:002010-11-10T10:34:57.408-05:00Apple #14 - Mystery Wedding AppleGo <a href="http://seanzilla.blogspot.com/2010/04/apples-20-april-2010.html">here</a> if you want to read the first 15 apples all together.<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">14. Mystery Wedding Apple 9/07/10</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Pros:</span> I found the apple to be refreshing. I think it looked like a wee McIntosh apple.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Cons: </span>it was a bit tart.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Outcomes: </span>Best wedding fruit ever, at least until gay marriage is legal everywhere I guess.<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v375/EcricircE/?action=view&current=wedding_apples.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Photobucket" border="0" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/EcricircE/wedding_apples.jpg" /></a><br />
</span></span><span style="font-size: 85%; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="color: #999999;"><span style="color: #666666;">...family...blah blah blah, sanctity of marriage...blah blah blah</span><br />
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</span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;">~~~~~~~~~~</span><span style="font-style: italic;">~~~~~~~~~~</span><span style="font-style: italic;">~~~~~~~~~~</span><span style="font-style: italic;">~~~~~~~~~~</span><span style="font-style: italic;">~~~~~~~~~~</span>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Sean Zhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07739292923749809603noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4604737676169934319.post-38688793189940834802010-10-25T14:02:00.002-04:002010-11-10T10:34:41.416-05:00Apple #13 - RomeGo <a href="http://seanzilla.blogspot.com/2010/04/apples-20-april-2010.html">here</a> if you want to read the first 15 apples all together.<br />
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</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;">13. Rome</span> 6/7/10</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Pros:</span> It was bought with roommate love, it was another of the apples he got from an orchard in PA.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Cons:</span> I waited to long to eat it. So i was left with taut red skin encasing apple meat that was akin to partially hydrated instant mashed potatoes.<br />
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<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v375/EcricircE/?action=view&current=potatoe.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Photobucket" border="0" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/EcricircE/potatoe.jpg" /></a><br />
<span style="color: #999999;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="color: #666666;">mmmm.....appley</span><br />
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</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Outcome:</span> Why do I know what partially hydrated potatoes taste like? SHUT UP! That's why.<br />
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