Showing posts with label salim. Show all posts
Showing posts with label salim. Show all posts
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Salim of the Dead
Salim reminds me of a zombie from Land of the Dead. Here are the 7 reasons why:
1a. Salim drives a car
1b. The zombie worked in a gas station.
2a. Salim goes to lakes once in a while
2b. The zombie traverses water to leave the land of the dead and strike back at humanity.
3a. Salim wears collared shirts.
3b. The zombie mechanic’s onsie has a collar.
4a. Salim uses his leadership skills to instruct a murderous group of the shambling dead to enact revenge.
4b. The zombie uses his leadership skills to instruct a murderous group of the shambling dead to enact revenge.
5a. Salim shaves his head.
5b. The zombie is bald.
6a. Salim has gadgets and toys.
6b. The zombie has a weapon, which people think are toys.
7. And really, the proof is in the picture.
While we are at work I usually only see that much of Salims face. He peeks over the cubicle walls at me.
1a. Salim drives a car
1b. The zombie worked in a gas station.
2a. Salim goes to lakes once in a while
2b. The zombie traverses water to leave the land of the dead and strike back at humanity.
3a. Salim wears collared shirts.
3b. The zombie mechanic’s onsie has a collar.
4a. Salim uses his leadership skills to instruct a murderous group of the shambling dead to enact revenge.
4b. The zombie uses his leadership skills to instruct a murderous group of the shambling dead to enact revenge.
5a. Salim shaves his head.
5b. The zombie is bald.
6a. Salim has gadgets and toys.
6b. The zombie has a weapon, which people think are toys.
7. And really, the proof is in the picture.
While we are at work I usually only see that much of Salims face. He peeks over the cubicle walls at me.
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- Sean Z
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