Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Bullock-Hallal Update 22 April 2008


While drunk, Amy broke her restraining order. If any of you have ever walked the streets with Amy you'll understand her irritation and hatred towards SUVs and Hummers. She frequently flips them off.

Surprised she hasn't been shot or shot at? Me too.

So what happened? I theorize that she was shit-blasted drunk and as usual decided to flip off the SUV. Then when she was close enough to see the passengers she forgot herself. Her intention was to get as close to Sandy B as quickly as possible. Unfortunately for all involved she was driving.

Below is one of many news articles. This one is from Fox News. Amy's favorite news source, so i figure that will take the sting out of all these truth bombs I'm dropping.

drunk drivers

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Friday, April 11, 2008

Ill conceived horror movie monster

earth gets nommed

I like contests. If i make it in the article there will be a link.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Amy would hate for you to think she loves Sandra Bullock

You may have heard from Amy that she hates Sandra Bullock. You may have heard this and believed it. It is true that she is a convincing liar and even had me fooled for a while. But you have to really KNOW Amy to know how much she actually loves Sandra Bullock or as she fondly calls her Sandy B for short.

Amy owns one Sandy B movie that I know of, Love Potion #9, perhaps you've seen it, or at least seen the cover which pictures Miss Sandy B right there bigger than life.

It is my opinion that she probably has more movies hidden in her room. Think about it. I just "happened" to be around when she received Love Potion #9 in the mail. What are the odds of that? If I see her get one Sandy B movie and she is trying to convince people she hates all her movies then statistically it goes to show that she must get more of her movies frequently, when I am not there to see and hides them in her room. One can only assume that she locks her door to watch Sandy B using her headphones so no one would hear the sound of the 40+ year olds voice.

Further proof is that Amy has been known to "slip up" during holidays. I was visiting with her and her family for Thanksgiving one year and Amy INSISTED on buying The Lake House to be viewed during Thanksgiving dinner. She couldn't wait to watch it on her own, alone in her room.

And the icing on this cake of fake hate; last night, while putting Amy's mail away in her room I saw this peaking out from under one of her books. I scanned it for all to see, for all to realize what a Sandra Bullock lover she really is.


She actually went out of her way to photoshop Sandy B into a picture with her. Who would do such a thing? Nobody but a rabid fan. And as you'll soon read....a stalker.

Restraining order

I guess Amy didn't think I read the news.

For Robin

Robin requested I post my Lolcat Flowchart.

lolz! ^_^


Wednesday, April 9, 2008


So they're back. If you look at the pictures below you will see that Jordan got seriously busted.

You aren't gonna get to this girl Jordan I don't care how many steps you've got.

If memory serves: Joey, Jonathan, Donnie, Jordan, Danny

see another picture another angle and still looking AWFUL.

for all of you who don't remember what they used to look like 20yrs ago I give you this...

They are touring again which is 2parts scary and 3parts awesome. Why is it scary? These words: New Material.
I guess Donnie is done acting and is writing up some new New Kids. I worry.

That all said let's get tickets.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Is it possible to be a punk rocker in a goth gang?

First The Ramones state that Sheena is a Punk Rocker, they are rather adamant about it, they repeat it (29 amazing punk rocky times). Then we fast forward 20 years and you have The Cramps telling us that she is in a goth gang now. While they don't repeat this sentiment as much (only 14 times) they do go into detailed description of her actions in her goth gang. You know, digging up graveyards being in forbidden vampire undergrounds, gothy stuff like that.

What happened? How did this transition occur? Was the change in music, style, beliefs or everything? How old was Sheena when she first identified as a punk rocker how old was she when she joined the gang? I know. Too many questions, we'll just deal with the potential style. After searching the internet I believe i have found accurate photo representation of the beginning and end of Sheena's transition. Please see below.

one of the images may be edited.

I find this similar to the change in Siouxsie and the Banshees' music as well as The Damned.

Siouxsie and the Banshees went from this:

to this:

Please don't misunderstand, I enjoy them both, everything in between and after.

On a side and final note; some could argue that Sid Vicious went this route, as he is now dead and there is nothing gother than death.

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i sneeze a lot but you usually cannot tell that it happened. I drink black coffee all the time so my tooths are yellow.