Pros: I just sort of snuck this apple away from a friend. That is how desperate I am for new apples. (stupid winter) Also it was super shiny. It takes a long time for apples to get a good shine on.
Cons: The exterior was too tough to eat. I actually broke a tooth. Also it tasted gross and a little bit like ozone.
Outcome: This is a mistake I'll never make again. Did you know that saliva is one of the things you don't want to get on a lap top? I found that out. I also found out that apple lap tops cost a remarkable amount of money to fix.
This would have been preferable to all involved.