Joanna Newsom

Do me a favour and watch this movie trailer for The Strangers.

Go on. Don't be scared.



Did you notice the part with the record player? Yep. Joanna Newsom.

Apparently her music was so frightening to some they decided that the creepy, masked killers that break into this house should play her to freak out Liv Tyler.

Hmmm

Flow Charts

I was reading the onion today.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/latest_cheney_tape_may_contain

The article reminded me of my Cheney flowchart. Which reminded me of flowcharts. so here:



and my corn one which was deemed by nerdy internet comedy bloggers as being funny.

Salim of the Dead

Salim reminds me of a zombie from Land of the Dead. Here are the 7 reasons why:

1a. Salim drives a car
1b. The zombie worked in a gas station.

2a. Salim goes to lakes once in a while
2b. The zombie traverses water to leave the land of the dead and strike back at humanity.

3a. Salim wears collared shirts.
3b. The zombie mechanic’s onsie has a collar.

4a. Salim uses his leadership skills to instruct a murderous group of the shambling dead to enact revenge.
4b. The zombie uses his leadership skills to instruct a murderous group of the shambling dead to enact revenge.

5a. Salim shaves his head.
5b. The zombie is bald.

6a. Salim has gadgets and toys.
6b. The zombie has a weapon, which people think are toys.

7. And really, the proof is in the picture.



While we are at work I usually only see that much of Salims face. He peeks over the cubicle walls at me.