I was bored

After a conversation with Amy I decided to make this

Batman Stuff

So occasionally I like to microsoft paint up some pictures for photoshop contests.
What's that?
Yeah I know that microsoft paint isn't photoshop at all and I don't care.

So this week was Everyday Items Batman would have. Why not.



and

Joanna Newsom

Do me a favour and watch this movie trailer for The Strangers.

Go on. Don't be scared.



Did you notice the part with the record player? Yep. Joanna Newsom.

Apparently her music was so frightening to some they decided that the creepy, masked killers that break into this house should play her to freak out Liv Tyler.

Hmmm

Flow Charts

I was reading the onion today.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/latest_cheney_tape_may_contain

The article reminded me of my Cheney flowchart. Which reminded me of flowcharts. so here:



and my corn one which was deemed by nerdy internet comedy bloggers as being funny.

Salim of the Dead

Salim reminds me of a zombie from Land of the Dead. Here are the 7 reasons why:

1a. Salim drives a car
1b. The zombie worked in a gas station.

2a. Salim goes to lakes once in a while
2b. The zombie traverses water to leave the land of the dead and strike back at humanity.

3a. Salim wears collared shirts.
3b. The zombie mechanic’s onsie has a collar.

4a. Salim uses his leadership skills to instruct a murderous group of the shambling dead to enact revenge.
4b. The zombie uses his leadership skills to instruct a murderous group of the shambling dead to enact revenge.

5a. Salim shaves his head.
5b. The zombie is bald.

6a. Salim has gadgets and toys.
6b. The zombie has a weapon, which people think are toys.

7. And really, the proof is in the picture.



While we are at work I usually only see that much of Salims face. He peeks over the cubicle walls at me.

Stigmata #1

For years I have been plagued by stigmata. Mostly by how it would realistically effect your life. So that is basically what this is. I, thus far, have 7 strips planned.

Just thought I would explain this to my two three readers. But then I guess you could just text me if you had any questions.



Stigmata #1


Click here for #2.

Lesbians

Ill conceived horror movie monster

I like contests. If i make it in the article there will be a link.

For Robin

Robin requested I post my Lolcat Flowchart.

lolz! ^_^

NKOTB

So they're back. If you look at the pictures below you will see that Jordan got seriously busted.

You aren't gonna get to this girl Jordan I don't care how many steps you've got.


If memory serves: Joey, Jonathan, Donnie, Jordan, Danny


see another picture another angle and still looking AWFUL.


for all of you who don't remember what they used to look like 20yrs ago I give you this...


They are touring again which is 2parts scary and 3parts awesome. Why is it scary? These words: New Material.
I guess Donnie is done acting and is writing up some new New Kids. I worry.

That all said let's get tickets.